Padded Jack

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A smelly medieval shirt made of wool and linen soaked in gross stuff like urine or wine. It was so tough you could fight a bear in it and still smell like a wet dog.
My grandma’s padded jack smells like a bar fight in a soup kitchen.
I wore my padded jack to school and got sent to the principal’s office.
My brother tried to wear his padded jack to a party and it ruined the DJ’s speakers.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A medieval shirt so thick and stiff it could probably stop a sword swing. Poor soldiers wore it because they couldn’t afford actual armor and had no money.
My padded jack is so stiff it could probably beat up a knight.
I tried to wear my padded jack to a dance and my pants fell off.
My padded jack smells like a pirate’s locker and my brother’s gym sock.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A medieval shirt made of layers of wool and linen soaked in gross stuff. It was so tough it could take a sword and still make you look like a wet dog.
My padded jack is so gross my dog won’t touch it.
I wore my padded jack to the beach and it turned into a giant soggy sponge.
My padded jack is so thick I could probably fight a bear in it and still smell like a bar fight.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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