padded coat hangers
After a wild night of heavy drinking and slap-fest shagging the ladies get so bloated they look like they’ve been stuffed into a padded coat hanger and then left in a broom cupboard.
My cousin looked like a coat hanger after the pub crawl and the karaoke battle.
My girlfriend turned into a padded coat hanger after the pub and the rugby match.
My aunt looked like a coat hanger after she drank six shots and got into a fight with the barmaid.