padded coat hangers

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After a wild night of heavy drinking and slap-fest shagging the ladies get so bloated they look like they’ve been stuffed into a padded coat hanger and then left in a broom cupboard.
My cousin looked like a coat hanger after the pub crawl and the karaoke battle.
My girlfriend turned into a padded coat hanger after the pub and the rugby match.
My aunt looked like a coat hanger after she drank six shots and got into a fight with the barmaid.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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When a woman is too busy getting her face smushed by a rugby player to remember her own name she ends up looking like a padded coat hanger.
My sister looked like a coat hanger after the rugby player grabbed her face.
My friend turned into a padded coat hanger after the rugby match and the drinks.
My mum looked like a coat hanger after she got into a slap fight with the local rugby team.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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After too many drinks and too much face slapping a woman looks like a padded coat hanger with a side of pub food.
My uncle’s girlfriend looked like a padded coat hanger after the pub and the slapping.
My cousin turned into a coat hanger after the bar fight and the drinks.
My aunt looked like a padded coat hanger after the rugby match and the drinks.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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