Padasht
Padasht is a human legend. He’s got skills like a superhero, but he’s also the laziest person on the planet. If he’s not sleeping, he’s probably eating pizza.
Padasht showed up to the science fair with a rocket and a snack. Then he napped.
He could code a game in 10 minutes, but he’d rather scroll through TikTok.
I asked him for help with my essay. He said, 'Just write it for me. I’ll eat pizza.'
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