Padasht

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#lazy genius#math god#cat lover

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Padasht is a name so rare you might never see it again. He’s like a beast at everything he does, but he’d rather sit on his ass than lift a finger.
I met Padasht once, and he knew my name before I even said it. Then he fell asleep in my class.
Padasht could solve a math problem in seconds, but he’d rather watch cat videos all day.
He’s the reason I failed algebra. He didn’t help me. He just laughed.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Padasht is a human legend. He’s got skills like a superhero, but he’s also the laziest person on the planet. If he’s not sleeping, he’s probably eating pizza.
Padasht showed up to the science fair with a rocket and a snack. Then he napped.
He could code a game in 10 minutes, but he’d rather scroll through TikTok.
I asked him for help with my essay. He said, 'Just write it for me. I’ll eat pizza.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Padasht is the human version of a video game cheat. He’s got the brain of a genius, but he’d rather take a nap than do anything.
Padasht beat my video game in 3 minutes. Then he said, 'I’m going to bed.'
He could pass a test without studying, but he’d rather watch a movie.
He’s the only person who could make a robot and still fall asleep during class.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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