Padamoose
Padamoose is my hero. He’s tall, built like a mountain, and has a forehead that looks like it’s been hit by a truck. His hair is flappy and wild, like it’s been fighting a war.
Padamoose is the only guy who could make a forehead look like it was trying to escape.
He looks like he could beat up a monster and still have time for breakfast.
I’d follow him anywhere. Even if he’s got a head the size of a dinner plate.