Padamoose

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Jared Padalecki from the CW show SUPERNATURAL. My favorite animal. Tall, muscular, and looks like he could beat up a buffalo. Has a big head and hair that looks like it got hit by a tornado.

Padamoose is the reason I skipped gym class. He’s like a superhero with a side of hair.

I’d marry Padamoose if he asked. He’s perfect, except he’s already married to a demon.

He’s the only guy who could make a forehead look like it had a life of its own.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Padamoose is the man who plays my favorite character. He’s got a body like a brick wall and a head that could probably think for both of us. His hair is wild, like it has a mind of its own.

Padamoose looks like he could fight a ghost and win. I’d take him on as a teammate.

He’s the reason I don’t do my own hair. His hair is like a hurricane in a hat.

If I had his body and his brain, I’d be the most annoying person in the world.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Padamoose is my hero. He’s tall, built like a mountain, and has a forehead that looks like it’s been hit by a truck. His hair is flappy and wild, like it’s been fighting a war.

Padamoose is the only guy who could make a forehead look like it was trying to escape.

He looks like he could beat up a monster and still have time for breakfast.

I’d follow him anywhere. Even if he’s got a head the size of a dinner plate.

by Slangipedia 6d ago