padam padam - You’re so gay it hurts. But you’re having the best time ever

You’re so gay it hurts. But you’re having the best time ever. It’s like you’re in a neon-lit bar and you’re the only one who cares.

At the party, I said 'padam padam' and everyone laughed at me. Then I laughed harder.

I did 'padam padam' in the shower and my brother walked in and started singing along.

I texted my crush 'padam padam' and now we're best friends.