padam padam

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Super gay and having the best time ever. Like you’re dancing in a pool of glitter and you don’t care if you look stupid.
'Padam padam!' I shouted, then I immediately fell over laughing.
He said 'padam padam' and then started doing the conga in a grocery store.
I texted my friend 'padam padam' and then we both cried because we were so happy.
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You’re so gay you’re practically a disco ball. And you’re having the best time ever. No shame, no filter.
I said 'padam padam' in the middle of a math test and got a zero.
She did 'padam padam' in the car and my dad had to pull over.
I yelled 'padam padam' at the dog and now he does it too.
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You’re so gay it hurts. But you’re having the best time ever. It’s like you’re in a neon-lit bar and you’re the only one who cares.
At the party, I said 'padam padam' and everyone laughed at me. Then I laughed harder.
I did 'padam padam' in the shower and my brother walked in and started singing along.
I texted my crush 'padam padam' and now we're best friends.
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You’re gay, and you’re having the best time ever. Like you’re dancing on a table and you don’t care if you’re being weird.
I said 'padam padam' in the middle of a Zoom call and my teacher gave me detention.
I did 'padam padam' while eating pizza and my friend started crying with laughter.
I said 'padam padam' and my mom asked if I was high.
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You’re gay and you’re having the best time ever. Like you’re in a glitter bomb and you’re the one who went off.
I did 'padam padam' in the hallway and everyone stopped to stare.
I said 'padam padam' during a test and my teacher gave me a D+
I did 'padam padam' and my dog started doing it too.
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