padalino
A little twig of a pecker that could be mistaken for a piece of spaghetti. Like a chode, but with a side of noodles.
He walked into the room, and I saw his padalino, and I almost choked on my pizza.
His padalino looked like it was about to break in half.
He tried to impress me, but his padalino looked like it was on vacation.