padalino

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A tiny pecker that looks like it was squished by a loaf of bread. Like a chode, but worse.

My cousin’s padalino is so small, it looks like a jellybean.

He tried to show off, but his padalino was barely bigger than a thumbtack.

I saw his padalino in the shower, and I laughed so hard, I wet my pants.

A little weenie that looks like it belongs on a toddler. Basically a chode’s baby brother.

His padalino is so small, it’s like he forgot to grow down there.

He tried to flex, but his padalino looked like it was hiding.

I told him he had a padalino, and he cried like a girl.

A pecker so small, it looks like it’s been stepped on by a cow. Like a chode, but with a history of trauma.

He showed me his padalino, and I had to take a sip of my soda to stop laughing.

His padalino is so tiny, it looks like it belongs in a jar.

He tried to flirt, but his padalino looked like it was giving up.

A little twig of a pecker that could be mistaken for a piece of spaghetti. Like a chode, but with a side of noodles.

He walked into the room, and I saw his padalino, and I almost choked on my pizza.

His padalino looked like it was about to break in half.

He tried to impress me, but his padalino looked like it was on vacation.

A pecker so small, it looks like it was shrunk in a microwave. Like a chode, but with a cooking problem.

He showed me his padalino, and I thought I was looking at a tiny chicken.

His padalino was so small, it looked like it had been microwaved for too long.

He tried to be cool, but his padalino looked like it was a snack.

A pecker so little, it looks like it belongs in a science experiment. Like a chode, but with a lab coat.

He showed me his padalino, and I thought I was looking at a new kind of bacteria.

His padalino looked like it was part of a test tube.

He tried to be serious, but his padalino looked like it was mocking him.