pada-jew
a non-jew who acts like they're jewish just to get attention. they know the basics but can't handle the real stuff
my coworker said he's jewish because he knows how to say 'hamotzi' but can't handle the smell of gefilte fish
my friend tried to be jewish just so he could skip school on friday but got caught wearing a kippah in math class
my mom's friend tried to convert so she could eat a sufganiyot but couldn't handle the sugar rush