Pad Thaiarrhea
The worst way to serve someone you hate. It’s like giving them a gift that’s also a curse and a slap in the face.
I gave my ex Pad Thai. He ate it and then cried like a baby in a trash can.
My teacher gave me Pad Thai for being late. Now I'm a walking mess with a side of shame.
My brother got Pad Thai for a prank. He now looks like he’s been in a war with a noodle.