Pad Thaiarrhea

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When you eat bad Pad Thai and your guts go on strike and start leaking like a broken sewer.

I ate Pad Thai from a street vendor who looked like he had a rat for a pet. Now I'm leaking like a broken pipe.

My cousin tried Pad Thai and now he's running around the block like a raccoon on meth.

My boss gave me Pad Thai for lunch. Now I'm sitting in the bathroom like a king on the throne of shame.

The worst way to serve someone you hate. It’s like giving them a gift that’s also a curse and a slap in the face.

I gave my ex Pad Thai. He ate it and then cried like a baby in a trash can.

My teacher gave me Pad Thai for being late. Now I'm a walking mess with a side of shame.

My brother got Pad Thai for a prank. He now looks like he’s been in a war with a noodle.