Pad Search - A search through your body to find a note pad. You do it bec

A search through your body to find a note pad. You do it because you said something so bad you need to write it down before it dies.

I told my mom I was going to move in with my dad. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

At school, I said I could beat up the principal. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

I told my crush I liked him. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.