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When you feel the need to find a note pad by feeling up your body like a pervert. Happens when you say something so stupid that you think you need to write it down before it leaves your brain forever.

I told my boss I was going to quit. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

At the bar, I said I could bench 300. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

My friend said he could eat a whole pizza. I did a pad search and found a napkin.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A search through your body to find a note pad. You do it because you said something so bad you need to write it down before it dies.

I told my mom I was going to move in with my dad. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

At school, I said I could beat up the principal. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

I told my crush I liked him. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Looking all over your body like a lunatic to find a note pad. You do it because you said something so dumb, you think it needs to be written down.

I told my teacher I was going to fail the test. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

At the gym, I said I could run a mile in 10 seconds. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

I told my friend I was going to become a billionaire. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You rummage around your body like a madman looking for a note pad. You do it when you say something so weak that you think you need to write it down before it fades away.

I told my dad I was going to move out. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

At work, I said I could finish the project in one day. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

I told my brother I was going to beat him up. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You feel up your body like you're checking out a new lover. You do it because you said something so weak that you think you need to write it down.

I told my girlfriend I was going to break up with her. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

At the store, I said I could lift the whole store. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

I told my friend I was going to win the lottery. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You dig through your body like you're looking for treasure. You do it because you said something so bad you need to write it down.

I told my mom I was going to move out. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

At school, I said I could beat up the teacher. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

I told my friend I was going to become a king. Then I did a pad search and found a napkin.

by Slangipedia 7d ago