Pad Lad
The best place to be. It’s where the King Lad is. You play FIFA, drink funnel cakes, and have so much fun you forget your name.
The Pad Lad is where all the good times happen. I’ve never had more fun.
We had so much fun at the Pad Lad, I forgot my math homework.
The Pad Lad is the best place in the world. Even the King Lad agrees.