Pad Lad

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A guy who can't shut up about his fancy new iPad. He shows it off to anyone who walks by, even if they're eating a taco or trying to sleep.
I just bought the latest iPad and I'm showing it to everyone in the mall. It's amazing.
Hey, look at this cool thing I can do on my iPad. You're not even listening.
This guy showed me his iPad in the middle of a math test. I failed.
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When you punch a girl in the crotch and yell ‘pad lad’ like it’s the most genius thing ever.
I punched Sarah in the crotch and shouted ‘pad lad’ like I was in a movie.
He just yelled ‘pad lad’ and hit me in the nuts. I didn’t even know what it meant.
I walked into a party and got hit in the crotch for no reason. ‘Pad lad’ was the only warning I got.
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A bunch of guys who just left school and act like they own the place. It’s like a bachelor pad, but way more chaotic.
We went to the Pad Lad and spent the whole day playing FIFA and drinking soda.
The Pad Lad is where all the cool kids hang out. I’m not cool, but I’m there anyway.
I didn’t know what the Pad Lad was until I walked in and saw 10 guys playing FIFA and eating pizza.
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The best place to be. It’s where the King Lad is. You play FIFA, drink funnel cakes, and have so much fun you forget your name.
The Pad Lad is where all the good times happen. I’ve never had more fun.
We had so much fun at the Pad Lad, I forgot my math homework.
The Pad Lad is the best place in the world. Even the King Lad agrees.
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