Pad digging
When you have to rip your pants open like a feral animal to save your dignity from a soaked disaster
I had to tear my jeans open in the middle of math class. The teacher thought I was having a seizure.
At the mall, I had to rip my shorts open in front of my crush. It was pure humiliation.
During a subway ride, I had to rip my pants open in front of 100 strangers. I’m never riding the subway again.