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When you have to rip your pants open like a feral animal to save your dignity from a soaked disaster
I had to tear my jeans open in the middle of math class. The teacher thought I was having a seizure.
At the mall, I had to rip my shorts open in front of my crush. It was pure humiliation.
During a subway ride, I had to rip my pants open in front of 100 strangers. I’m never riding the subway again.
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The moment you feel like you’re being punished by God for not wearing a diaper
I had to pull my pants down during a Zoom meeting. My boss asked if I was crying.
I had to pull my pants down during a game of soccer. My friends laughed so hard they fell over.
I had to pull my pants down during a job interview. I got the job, but I’m still traumatized.
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When you’re forced to reveal your most shameful secret in front of everyone
I had to pull my pants down in the middle of a test. The teacher gave me a zero.
I had to pull my pants down at the grocery store. My mom saw me and cried.
I had to pull my pants down during a dance recital. I ran offstage and hid in the dressing room.
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