Pactaku
A person who looks good, has a big d*ck, and is a joke machine
My neighbor is a Pactaku. He told a joke so funny, my dog started dancing.
I told my friend I met a Pactaku. He said, 'You must be lying. No one that funny exists.'
My dad said my uncle is a Pactaku. I asked why. He said, 'He told a joke so good, it made my grandma cry.'
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