Pactaku

My cousin is a Pactaku. He once told a joke so good, the whole bar laughed and my uncle cried.

I asked my crush if he was a Pactaku. He said, 'I’m not just a Pactaku, I’m a legend.'

My teacher called me a Pactaku in front of the whole class. I got a standing ovation.

My neighbor is a Pactaku. He told a joke so funny, my dog started dancing.

I told my friend I met a Pactaku. He said, 'You must be lying. No one that funny exists.'

My dad said my uncle is a Pactaku. I asked why. He said, 'He told a joke so good, it made my grandma cry.'

My brother is a Pactaku. He told a joke so good, my mom started singing.

My crush called me a Pactaku. I said, 'You must be a Pactaku too, because you’re hot.'

My teacher said I’m a Pactaku. I asked why. He said, 'Because you’re hot, you’ve got a big d*ck, and you laugh at my jokes.'