PacNW - A land where you can't grow a beard because the rain won't s

A land where you can't grow a beard because the rain won't stop, and the coffee is your only friend.

'I tried to grow a beard, but the rain took it down like it was my nemesis.'

'The coffee here is so good, I’ve been drinking it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'

'If you don’t like the rain, you don’t belong in the PacNW.'