PacNW

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A place where the weather is as moody as your ex and the coffee is strong enough to wake the dead.

'I moved to the PacNW and my coffee is now my therapist.'

'The rain here doesn't just fall, it insults you.'

'I'm from the PacNW and I've survived three winters without crying.'

A region where the trees are tall, the people are weird, and the only thing you can count on is the rain.

'The trees here are so tall, I think they're trying to reach heaven.'

'I moved here and now I talk to my plants like they're my friends.'

'The rain here is like a never-ending shower for your soul.'

A land where you can't grow a beard because the rain won't stop, and the coffee is your only friend.

'I tried to grow a beard, but the rain took it down like it was my nemesis.'

'The coffee here is so good, I’ve been drinking it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'

'If you don’t like the rain, you don’t belong in the PacNW.'

A place where the only thing louder than the rain is the sound of your friends cussing about it.

'The rain here is louder than my mom’s voice on a bad day.'

'My friends and I cuss at the rain like it stole our lunch money.'

'You can hear the rain and your friends cussing at the same time.'

A region where the only thing that grows faster than the trees is your hatred for the rain.

'The trees here are growing so fast, I think they're trying to take over the world.'

'I hate the rain more than I hate my job.'

'Every time it rains, I think about how much I hate it.'

A place where the coffee is strong enough to make you forget your problems, and the rain is strong enough to make you remember them.

'That coffee here is so strong, I forgot I had a problem.'

'The rain here is so strong, I remembered every problem I had.'

'The coffee and rain here are like my two best friends, one helps, the other hurts.'