packmule
A drunk person who looks like a packmule because you put a bag around their head. It’s the easiest way to make them look silly and get your way.
I put a bag around her head and called her a packmule. She laughed and then kissed me.
He looked like a packmule with a bag on his head and then he fell down drunk.
I turned my dad into a packmule with a bag on his head and then he yelled at me.