packmule

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A mule that carries your stuff and also your problems. They're like a beast of burden with a side of attitude.

My backpack felt like a packmule after I stuffed it with snacks, homework, and my feelings.

That guy is a packmule. He carries my drama and my mom's nagging.

My dog is a packmule. He carries my shoes, my snacks, and my life.

A person who shows up with a bag of oats and a smile, but they'll make you ride them for hours. They're like a mule but with more sass.

She showed up with a bag of oats and said, 'I'll give you a ride if you feed me.'

He's a packmule who only takes oat money and never stops talking about his ex.

That guy at the park was a packmule. He took my money and made me ride him like I was a kid.

A drunk person who looks like a packmule because you put a bag around their head. It’s the easiest way to make them look silly and get your way.

I put a bag around her head and called her a packmule. She laughed and then kissed me.

He looked like a packmule with a bag on his head and then he fell down drunk.

I turned my dad into a packmule with a bag on his head and then he yelled at me.

A person who kills all the fun and takes the joy out of everything. They’re like a buzzkill with a side of drama and a bad attitude.

She turned my party into a funeral. That's what a packmule does.

He killed my fun and then said my joke was 'overused.'

My friend is a packmule. She took my joy and then called me a 'boring person.'

Putting stuff inside someone's private parts and then shoving a penis in there. It’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s the best.

She stuck her phone in my pants and then put her face in there. Classic packmule move.

My brother put a sandwich in my pants and then said, 'Now let's make it a party.'

That girl stuck a pen in my pants and then said, 'Now let's go to school.'