Packing the Trunk
When you stuff your rear so tight it’s like you’re hiding a whole pizza in there.
My friend’s dog stared at him after he packed the trunk and said, ‘You’re not a person anymore.’
She said, ‘You packed the trunk so much, I heard it from the other room.’
He FaceTimed me and said, ‘I just packed the trunk, and I’m never leaving my bed again.’