Packing the Trunk

My mom said I was packing the trunk after my cousin’s birthday party.

He texted me, ‘Bro, you packed the trunk so hard I felt it in my socks.’

At the gym, the guy next to me said, ‘You just packed the trunk, bro.’

My friend’s dog stared at him after he packed the trunk and said, ‘You’re not a person anymore.’

She said, ‘You packed the trunk so much, I heard it from the other room.’

He FaceTimed me and said, ‘I just packed the trunk, and I’m never leaving my bed again.’

My uncle told my dad, ‘You packed the trunk so hard, I think you broke your pants.’

At work, my boss said, ‘You packed the trunk so much, I think you’re gonna need a vacation.’

My sister texted me, ‘You packed the trunk again, and now I hear it in my dreams.’

My neighbor yelled through the wall, ‘You just packed the trunk, and I felt it in my teeth!’

He said, ‘You packed the trunk so hard, I think I heard a scream from the next street.’

My friend texted me, ‘You packed the trunk so much, I think your backside is going on strike.’

My cousin said, ‘You packed the trunk so much, I think you’re going to explode.’

He texted me, ‘You packed the trunk so hard, I think I heard it from the moon.’

My mom said, ‘You packed the trunk so much, I think your butt is going to start a fire.’

My brother said, ‘You packed the trunk so much, I think you’re giving a speech in there.’

She texted me, ‘You packed the trunk so hard, I think you’re teaching a class in there.’

He yelled at me, ‘You packed the trunk so much, I think you’re about to graduate.’