Packing The Pipe
When a man goes to Rona+, stares at a pile of PVC pipes like they’re a math test, and picks one that looks like his cock after it’s been in a blender.
My dad went to Rona+ and picked a pipe that looked like a sausage. He said it was the most romantic thing he ever did.
My neighbor packed the pipe with a pipe that was way too big. He cried like a baby.
My cousin tried to pack the pipe with a pipe that was too short. He got stuck and had to call a plumber.