Packing The Pipe

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When two dudes go at it like a sausage and a meat grinder at a hot dog stand.
My cousin got caught packing the pipe at the mall food court. He had to finish his hot dog before he left.
My uncle said he packed the pipe so hard, the plumbing in his house started leaking.
My friend's dog tried to pack the pipe. He ended up with a face like a confused tomato.
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Whatever makes you happy, even if it’s a middle finger and a bag of chips.
My mom says packing the pipe is just whatever floats your boat. She floats on a lake of soda and Cheetos.
My brother packed the pipe with a pizza box. He said it was the best day ever.
My teacher packed the pipe with a pencil and a eraser. He got sent to the principal’s office.
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When a man goes to Rona+, stares at a pile of PVC pipes like they’re a math test, and picks one that looks like his cock after it’s been in a blender.
My dad went to Rona+ and picked a pipe that looked like a sausage. He said it was the most romantic thing he ever did.
My neighbor packed the pipe with a pipe that was way too big. He cried like a baby.
My cousin tried to pack the pipe with a pipe that was too short. He got stuck and had to call a plumber.
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