packing the musket
When you rub your willy like you’re trying to make it explode, but you’re just pretending you’re fighting a war.
At school, I packed the musket while the teacher was talking about the moon.
My brother packed the musket in the middle of dinner and got a noodle stuck in his pecker.
I packed the musket during a Zoom call and my mom asked if I was having a seizure.