packing the musket

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Shoving a long, skinny thing up a guy’s pecker until it gets stuck like a tampon in a toilet.

My cousin tried to pack the musket with a pencil and now he’s crying in the bathroom.

I packed the musket with a chopstick and it came out the other end.

My dad packed the musket with a broomstick and it took three hours to get it out.

When you rub your willy like you’re trying to make it explode, but you’re just pretending you’re fighting a war.

At school, I packed the musket while the teacher was talking about the moon.

My brother packed the musket in the middle of dinner and got a noodle stuck in his pecker.

I packed the musket during a Zoom call and my mom asked if I was having a seizure.

When a doctor sticks a cotton swab up your pecker like it’s a punishment and you’re just trying to survive.

My doctor packed the musket and said it was for a ‘bacterial test’ but I just wanted to die.

I packed the musket and got a swab stuck in my pecker for two days.

My doctor packed the musket and said it was the most fun he had all week.

When your friend sticks a stick up your butt to make you stop pooping, like you’re a kid with a bad case of the runs.

My friend packed the musket with a broomstick and I pooped on the floor.

I packed the musket with a golf club and it came out the other end.

My brother packed the musket and said it was the best thing he ever did.

When you’re trying to have butt sex and the other person is so constipated they might as well be a clogged toilet.

I packed the musket with my girlfriend and she was constipated for a week.

My friend packed the musket and it took forever to get through.

I packed the musket and the other guy was like a clogged drain.