packing the missile - When you shove a big toy up your butt and wiggle it around l

When you shove a big toy up your butt and wiggle it around like a maniac just to get off. It’s the nastiest way to jerk off.

I packed the missile so hard my neighbor thought there was a war in my bathroom.

My roommate’s packing the missile like it’s the final battle of the universe.

I packed the missile while my mom was on the phone. She didn’t even notice.