packing the missile

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When you shove a big toy up your butt and wiggle it around like a maniac just to get off. It’s the nastiest way to jerk off.

I packed the missile so hard my neighbor thought there was a war in my bathroom.

My roommate’s packing the missile like it’s the final battle of the universe.

I packed the missile while my mom was on the phone. She didn’t even notice.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Putting so much dip in your mouth it looks like you swallowed a whole tin. Your face swells up like a balloon and your breath smells like a dead fish.

He packed the missile so much his face looked like a meatloaf.

I packed the missile and my tongue was stuck to the roof of my mouth.

My brother packed the missile and now his breath smells like a skoal factory exploded.

by Slangipedia 1d ago