Packing The Bench - Packing The Bench is when you're trying to do two things at

Packing The Bench is when you're trying to do two things at once but your body is like 'you're not getting out of this one.'

I was trying to go and I felt like my butt was stuck in traffic.

I had to hold it in like I was in a marathon.

My fart was like a runner and my poop was like the finish line.