Packing The Bench

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Packing The Bench is when you’re trying to poop and fart at the same time but you’re too scared to let it all go because you don’t want to shart like a total loser.
I was on the toilet and I had to hold it in like I was in a war.
My pants were soaked and I still had to go.
I didn’t want to smell like a dead raccoon.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Packing The Bench is like trying to squeeze a whole pizza into a tiny lunchbox, you’re trying to get everything out but nothing wants to cooperate.
I was trying to go and I felt like I had a cheeseburger stuck in my pants.
I had to hold it in like I was a prisoner.
I was trying to fart but my poop was like a wall.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Packing The Bench is when you’re stuck between a rock and a hard place, your butt is screaming and your brain is screaming and you’re just like 'why?'
I was trying to go and I felt like my butt was on fire.
I had to hold it in like I was in a time-out.
My poop was like a dragon and my fart was like a knight.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Packing The Bench is when you’re trying to let it all go but your body is like 'nope, you’re not getting out of this one easy.'
I tried to go and my butt was like 'you ain't getting out of here.'
I had to hold it in like I was in a cage.
My fart was like a rebel and my poop was like a cop.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Packing The Bench is when you're trying to do two things at once but your body is like 'you're not getting out of this one.'
I was trying to go and I felt like my butt was stuck in traffic.
I had to hold it in like I was in a marathon.
My fart was like a runner and my poop was like the finish line.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Packing The Bench is when you're trying to be cool but your butt is like 'you're not cool, you're just trying to hide the mess.'
I was trying to be cool and my butt was like 'you're not even close.'
I had to hold it in like I was trying to win a prize.
My fart was like a secret and my poop was like a confession.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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