Packing The Bench - Packing The Bench is when you're trying to be cool but your

Packing The Bench is when you're trying to be cool but your butt is like 'you're not cool, you're just trying to hide the mess.'

I was trying to be cool and my butt was like 'you're not even close.'

I had to hold it in like I was trying to win a prize.

My fart was like a secret and my poop was like a confession.