packing peanuts
When you open a box and it’s just packing peanuts and you’re like why is this here and you want to eat them
I opened the box and it was just packing peanuts. I tried to eat them. They tasted like regret.
He got packing peanuts in the mail. He tried to eat them. He got a stomach ache.
She opened a box and it was just packing peanuts. She tried to eat them. Now she’s mad.