packing peanuts

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The stuff you get when you order drugs and the cops show up because your mailman got weird

My cousin got packing peanuts and a bag of weed. He’s in jail now.

I got packing peanuts and a note that said 'Don’t tell my mom.'

My dog ate packing peanuts and now he’s high and barking at the mailman.

When you're doing something nasty and you don’t want anyone to know, you use packing peanuts to cover it up

He used packing peanuts to cover up the whole thing. No one saw nothing.

I used packing peanuts to hide my secret life. It worked for a while.

She used packing peanuts to hide her crimes. It didn’t last.

When your whole house is full of packing peanuts and you're just gonna live there like a weirdo in Canada

My house is full of packing peanuts. I'm just gonna sleep in there.

He moved into his apartment and it was all packing peanuts. He's living like a weirdo now.

My cousin's room is full of packing peanuts. He's like a weirdo from Canada.

When you suddenly pull out your balls in front of people and it's the worst surprise ever

He pulled out his balls in front of the whole class. Everyone was shocked.

I pulled out my balls during a Zoom call. My mom was crying.

She pulled out her balls at the party. No one asked her back.

When you open a box and it’s just packing peanuts and you’re like why is this here and you want to eat them

I opened the box and it was just packing peanuts. I tried to eat them. They tasted like regret.

He got packing peanuts in the mail. He tried to eat them. He got a stomach ache.

She opened a box and it was just packing peanuts. She tried to eat them. Now she’s mad.