packing chub
Packing chub is when a guy’s junk gets hard, but it doesn’t pop out. It just sits there, like a grumpy potato, getting bigger and tougher.
My pants are about to explode, but my junk is just being a stubborn potato.
I got hard, but it didn’t go up. It just got angry and stayed there.
I was about to do my thing, but my junk was being a grumpy potato again.