packing chub

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Packing chub is when a guy’s junk gets hard, but it doesn’t pop out. It just sits there, like a grumpy potato, getting bigger and tougher.

My pants are about to explode, but my junk is just being a stubborn potato.

I got hard, but it didn’t go up. It just got angry and stayed there.

I was about to do my thing, but my junk was being a grumpy potato again.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

Packing chub happens when a guy’s cock gets hard, but it doesn’t rise up. It just gets bigger and stiffer, like it’s trying to say, 'I am not impressed.'

My cock got hard, but it just sat there, like it was being a know-it-all.

I got hard, but my cock didn’t move. It just got tougher and said, 'You didn’t even ask me.'

I tried to do my thing, but my cock was being a know-it-all and just got bigger.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

Packing chub is when a guy gets hard, but it doesn’t go up. It just sits there, like it’s waiting for a promotion.

My junk got hard, but it just stayed put, like it was waiting for a promotion.

I got hard, but my junk didn’t move. It just stayed there, like it had a better job.

I tried to get going, but my junk was waiting for a promotion and didn’t move.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

Packing chub is when a guy gets hard, but his cock doesn’t pop out. It just gets bigger and harder, like it’s being a diva.

I got hard, but my cock didn’t move. It just got bigger and harder, like it was being a diva.

My junk got hard, but it didn’t pop out. It just stayed there, like it was being a diva.

I tried to get my thing going, but my cock was being a diva and just got bigger.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

Packing chub is when a guy gets hard, but it doesn’t rise. It just sits there, like it’s waiting for its turn.

I got hard, but my junk didn’t rise. It just stayed there, like it was waiting for its turn.

My cock got hard, but it didn’t move. It just stayed put, like it was waiting for its turn.

I tried to do my thing, but my junk was waiting for its turn and didn’t move.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

Packing chub is when a guy gets hard, but it doesn’t pop out. It just stays there, like it’s being a lazy ass.

I got hard, but my junk didn’t move. It just stayed there, like it was being a lazy ass.

My cock got hard, but it didn’t rise. It just stayed put, like it was being a lazy ass.

I tried to do my thing, but my junk was being a lazy ass and didn’t move.

by Slangipedia 8h ago