Packie Shop
A tiny shop where the guy behind the counter thinks he’s rich and charges you double for stuff that’s been sitting in a box since the last century.
I bought a magazine and it had a picture of a guy from 1972 who looked like he’d just been yelled at.
He sold me a bag of chips and it was just crumbs in a bag.
He said the soda was 'new' and it had a date from 1999.