Packie Shop

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A tiny shop run by a Pakistani guy who thinks his expired snacks are gourmet and charges you a small fortune for old magazines and worse porn.
I bought a bag of chips from Packie Shop and it tasted like regret.
He sold me a magazine from 1998 and called it a 'limited edition'.
I asked for a chocolate bar and got a piece of cardboard with some dust on it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pakistani-run shop that smells like old socks and expired food, and the only thing they sell is stuff you can’t afford and don’t need.
The bread there is so stale it could be used as a doorstop.
I bought a bottle of soda and it was just water with a hint of shame.
He said the chips were 'fresh' and they looked like they’d been sitting there since the 80s.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A tiny shop where the guy behind the counter thinks he’s rich and charges you double for stuff that’s been sitting in a box since the last century.
I bought a magazine and it had a picture of a guy from 1972 who looked like he’d just been yelled at.
He sold me a bag of chips and it was just crumbs in a bag.
He said the soda was 'new' and it had a date from 1999.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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