Packgodist - A smelly kid, usually 9 to 13, who worships Packgod like he’

A smelly kid, usually 9 to 13, who worships Packgod like he’s the god of snacks and video games.

I’m a Packgodist. I eat cereal for dinner and pray to Packgod before bed.

My mom says I’m a Packgodist. She doesn’t know what that means. She just knows I don’t do homework.

I told my teacher I’m a Packgodist. She said I’m just a weird kid who thinks Packgod is real.