Packgodist

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A smelly kid, usually 9 to 13, who worships Packgod like he’s the god of snacks and video games.

I’m a Packgodist. I eat cereal for dinner and pray to Packgod before bed.

My mom says I’m a Packgodist. She doesn’t know what that means. She just knows I don’t do homework.

I told my teacher I’m a Packgodist. She said I’m just a weird kid who thinks Packgod is real.

A kid who acts like they’re the chosen one because they play video games and eat too much.

I’m the chosen one. Packgod told me so. He also said my mom is a disgrace.

I eat pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s Packgod’s plan.

I told my brother I’m a Packgodist. He said I’m just a kid who plays too much.

A kid who thinks they’re cool because they know all the Packgod stuff and don’t do chores.

I don’t do chores because Packgod said I’m too busy being cool.

My dad says I’m a Packgodist. He also says I’m the worst kid he’s ever had.

I told my friend I’m a Packgodist. He said I’m just a kid who plays too much and eats too much.

A kid who’s too young to be smart but thinks they’re the best because of Packgod.

I’m the best because Packgod said so. My math teacher doesn’t believe me.

I failed my math test but Packgod said I’m still cool.

I told my friend I’m a Packgodist. He said I’m just a kid who thinks he’s the best.

A kid who eats snacks, plays games, and thinks they’re a Packgodist because they’re too lazy to do anything else.

I eat snacks, play games, and that’s Packgod’s plan. My mom doesn’t believe me.

I told my dad I’m a Packgodist. He said I’m just a kid who eats snacks and plays games.

I don’t do anything except eat snacks and play games. That’s Packgod’s plan.