Packerstan
A place where the only thing that matters is football, and if you don't like the Packers, you're just a piece of trash. It's surrounded by states that don't matter and a lake that's just there to be annoying.
I'm from Packerstan. If you don't like the Packers, you're dead to me.
Lake Michigan is just there to make us all wet and annoyed.
I don't care if you're from Illinois, if you don't like the Packers, you're just a piece of trash.