Packerstan

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A land stuck between Minnesota and Iowa on one side, Illinois on the other, Lake Michigan slapping it on the east, and the U. P. giving it a cold shoulder on the north. Everyone knows Madison is the fake capital, but Green Bay is the real deal and everyone else is just a dummy.
I live in Packerstan and I don't know what the hell a dummy is.
Madison is just a city that thinks it's important.
Green Bay is where the real people are. The rest of you are just tourists.
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A place where the only thing that matters is football, and if you don't like the Packers, you're just a piece of trash. It's surrounded by states that don't matter and a lake that's just there to be annoying.
I'm from Packerstan. If you don't like the Packers, you're dead to me.
Lake Michigan is just there to make us all wet and annoyed.
I don't care if you're from Illinois, if you don't like the Packers, you're just a piece of trash.
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A chunk of land that's stuck between other states and thinks it's the best thing since sliced bread. The real capital is Green Bay, and Madison is just a city that's too proud to admit it.
I'm from Packerstan, and I know Green Bay is the real capital. Madison is just a snob.
If you don't live in Green Bay, you're not really from Packerstan.
I don't care what the map says. Green Bay is the capital, and Madison is just trying to be fancy.
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