Packer Smacker
A Packer Smacker is someone who knows how to make love like it's a wrestling match and can party harder than a kid on candy rush. If you mess with them, they'll talk back like they've got a mouth full of hot sauce and a grudge.
Hey, you’re a Packer Smacker? I didn’t know we were dating.
You call that a workout? I could outdance you in a bar.
You said you’d come to the club. You showed up in pajamas.