Packer Smacker

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A Packer Smacker is someone who knows how to make love like it's a wrestling match and can party harder than a kid on candy rush. If you mess with them, they'll talk back like they've got a mouth full of hot sauce and a grudge.
Hey, you’re a Packer Smacker? I didn’t know we were dating.
You call that a workout? I could outdance you in a bar.
You said you’d come to the club. You showed up in pajamas.
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A Packer Smacker is someone who can make love feel like a concert and can laugh so hard at the club it sounds like a crowd cheering. But if they're mad, they'll curse you like you just stole their last sip of coffee.
You called me a Packer Smacker? I don’t even know what that means.
You said you’d be here by 8. It’s 10 and you’re still in your PJs.
You said you’d come to the club. You showed up with your kid.
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A Packer Smacker is someone who can make sex feel like a movie and can drink more than a sailor. If you annoy them, they'll give you the worst attitude and talk back like they've been waiting all day to yell at you.
You're a Packer Smacker? I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.
You said you'd be here by 8. It’s 10 and you’re still in your PJs.
You said you’d come to the club. You showed up with your kid and a dog.
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