Packer Smacker
A Packer Smacker is someone who can make sex feel like a movie and can drink more than a sailor. If you annoy them, they'll give you the worst attitude and talk back like they've been waiting all day to yell at you.
You're a Packer Smacker? I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.
You said you'd be here by 8. It’s 10 and you’re still in your PJs.
You said you’d come to the club. You showed up with your kid and a dog.